I don’t think there should be an upper limit to the size of toads
can’t help you there but i was delighted to find out what the lower limit is! the pumpkin toadlet is so small it can’t land its jumps
ha ha ha ha this is what you get for being fucking small instead of enormous
when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body
Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself
michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN
Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks
michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this
Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat
I learn so much on this website
sorry man there’s no other option here. you gotta go in the pringles tube. yeah, i’m gonna close the lid. and, yeah, i will be shaking the tube. Violently
that’s not the milky way who the fuck do you have beef with op
wouldn’t you like to know
Boom boom boom boom
I want to be entombed
sheltered from the weather
locked underground forever
boom boom boom boom
I want to be entombed
my final disposition
a windowless stone room
adoptin this into my belief system
She Marijuanificate on my deragement until I manifest a literal sexual demon, a monstrum incarnate, a narcotic parody of sex.
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